Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn’t due till Monday- Uncle Jailbird Joey? You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. Yeah, alright, bye-bye. What? Keys?
Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage? He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He never stood up to Biff in his life. Yeah. That’s him. About 30 years, it’s a nice round number.
That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you’re alive. Do you know where 1640 Riverside- Ohh, no. I just wanna use the phone. Doc? Am I to understand you’re still hanging around with Doctor Emmett Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you McFly I believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickle’s worth of advice, young man. This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he’s a real nuttcase. You hang around with him you’re gonna end up in big trouble.
Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. Uh Doc, uh no. No, don’t be silly. Listen, Doc. There’s that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull? This is more serious than I thought. Apparently your mother is amorously infatuated with you instead of your father.
I’m telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. Right, and where am I gonna be? Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning, sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda Look, I’m just not ready to ask Lorraine out to the dance, and not you, nor anybody else on this planet is gonna make me change my mind. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss your mother before you go, come here.
Where? Hi. Now which one was it, Greg or Craig? George, there’s nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish anything. Right, George. Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you guys ever have kids and one of them when he’s eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, be easy on him.
But you’re good, Marty, you’re really good. And this audition tape of your is great, you gotta send it in to the record company. It’s like Doc’s always saying. Get your meat hooks off of me. No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Our first date. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember George? Your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. It was then I realized I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. Ohh, no. Jennifer.
Leave her alone, you bastard. C’mon. Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. Well maybe you are and you just don’t know it yet. There, there, now, just relax. You’ve been asleep for almost nine hours now.
He’s fine, and he’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned the trip was instantaneous. That’s why Einstein’s watch is exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I’ll show you how it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you where you’re going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or Christ. Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. Marty, one rejection isn’t the end of the world. Sit here, Marty. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories. My name’s Lorraine, Lorraine Baines.
Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had more time. Wait a minute, I got all the time I want I got a time machine, I’ll just go back and warn him. 10 minutes oughta do it. Time-circuits on, flux-capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright. No, no no no no, c’mon c’mon. C’mon c’mon, here we go, this time. Please, please, c’mon. Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of them. Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my mother has got the hots for me? Huh?
Hello. No, Doc. Precisely. Excuse me. Yeah well, I saw it on a rerun. Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had more time.
Right. What the hell is a gigawatt? Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. Safe now, everything’s let lined. Don’t you lose those tapes now, we’ll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they’ve got cotton underwear in the future. I’m allergic to all synthetics. Hey c’mon, I had to change, you think I’m going back in that zoot suit? The old man really came through it worked.